Party Crashing Pervs Going Commando 2024 B Updated Official

For hosts/venue staff:

For victims:

Why "B Updated"? Because the original 2024 forecast predicted a rise in "Underdressed Underwear" parties. We were wrong. The updated version is far worse. It seems a specific subset of party crashers—let's call them the "Pervs in Question"—have decided that the ultimate life hack for blending in is actually stripping down. party crashing pervs going commando 2024 b updated

Here is the current profile of the 2024 Party Crasher: For hosts/venue staff:

As we navigate the rest of 2024, we need a protocol. If you see a crasher who is clearly going commando and behaving inappropriately (the "perv" aspect of our title), do not engage with a toast. Engage with security. For victims: Why "B Updated"