If you need a serious-sounding mock report (e.g., for creative writing, satire, or a fictional case study), here’s an outline:
Imagine “Nessie McDougal,” a 6’5” Scottish strongwoman wearing scaly green body paint and a long-necked headdress. Her finish: The Loch Lock (a standing dragon sleeper that transitions into a grounded body-scissor). She wraps her legs around the opponent’s head, arches her back like a serpent breaching the water, and the opponent fades to black.
The visual is worth money. Merchandise (“I Got Nessie’d”) sells out. nessie headscissor ko work
Most depictions show Nessie with a long, muscular serpentine neck (approx. 30–40 feet). In human headscissors, the lever is the femur. For Nessie, the “legs” are ambiguous. If we interpret “Nessie” as a plesiosaur, she has four flippers. In a headscissor, flippers are useless—they lack the adductor muscles for a squeeze.
Conclusion: A real Nessie cannot perform a headscissor. So immediately, we are in the realm of the “work”—theatrical anthropomorphism. If you need a serious-sounding mock report (e
It would never work as a real fight. Nessie can’t cross her flippers. The keyword is a fantasy.
If you’re a grappler wanting to channel Nessie’s spirit legally and safely, here’s a modified BJJ headscissor that leads to a KO (blood choke): Do not attempt a real neck crank on a training partner
Do not attempt a real neck crank on a training partner. A real KO from a headscissor should only occur in competition under supervision.