Owning them is one thing; walking is another. Here is the insider technique used by cabaret professionals:

A favorite in Asian nightclubs. Made of iridescent PVC or metallic spandex that shifts color under blacklight. Often paired with bikini-style cabaret costumes.

Usually black, red, or white. This is the workhorse of the category. High shine, lace-up back or zipper side, with a 7-inch heel and a 3-inch platform. These are the boots you see in nearly every Bangkok cabaret.